Tony Parker Sues Bar for 20 Million Dollars

There’s a great moment in the 2nd or 3rd season of Arrested Development when Michael Bluth asks his mother what she thinks a photocopier is worth and she answers with a number that is WAY more than it’s actual retail price.  It’s a quick one, as all the quips in Arrested Development are but nonetheless it illustrates this point brilliantly.  It never fails, the value of money gets lost on the super-rich.  Actors, athletes, software developers, lottery winners, socialites and musicians alike, if they are uber-rich, they will eventually get used throwing around million dollar figures.  20 million is a COMPLETELY arbitrary number for Tony Parker and he knows it will scare the club into settling out of court.  Why didn’t he just sue Chris Brown or Drake?  They all probably have the same lawyer.  Maybe he’s afraid an eye injury will end his career?  Or maybe he’ll have to wear some baller face gear while playing for France in the Olympics?  I don’t see either happening given that the cornea heals faster than anything else on your body.  20 million dollars says we never find out how bad Parker’s eye is nor will the court settlement details be revealed.  You can read more about this developing story on Rolling Stone magazine if you even give a flying @#&!:

Tony Parker Suing Club Over Injuries in Chris Brown/Drake Bar Brawl

Update:

Not that the Black Keys are uber-rich but here is an example of a lawsuit that makes a little more sense:

The Black Keys sue the Home Depot and Pizza Hut

The Black Keys Sue Home Depot and Pizza Hut via The New York TImes

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